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Säga vad man vill om sådana här "ge mig alla dina pengar så ska jag göra dig rik"-spam, men de är ganska fantasifulla. Men ska jag gå på det här så måste de börja uppdatera sina datum. Och två hälsningsfraser? That's a bit overkill.

Hello dear,
Gooday, My name is Mrs Delia Collantes,The wife of late Mr Florante Collantes,The secretary general of Bayan Muna party-list in Tarlac province. The recent, sudden death of my husband on 15 October 2005 has been a terrible incident for me and my children.
Before my beloved husband died, he had been recieving death threat,My husband give me a sum of 23.5million dollars for the up keeping and the future of my children which i put in a metalic trunk box and deposited in a security company in abroad.
This deposit was coded under a secret arrangement as a family treasure. This means that the security company does not even know the content of this trunk box.
Since the death of my late husband, the Philippine government has blocked all my acount and my late husband account and also my late husband family has succeed in collecting from me all the properties of my late husband, trying to leave me with nothing for the future of my children
I am writing you because I want you to help me in securing the money inside the box for the future of my children. Since my late husband family members and the philippine government made it impossible for me to have access to calls or to move out of the house as they always monitor me.
I am ready to give you 17% of the total money when you have successfully secured the box to your country,for assisting me.So if you are interested in helping me,You should write me through my priavte email box:( delia_3051@yahoo.com.ph)
Thank and i look forward to your urgent response to this message
Yours faithfully Mrs Delia Collantes